Book Reviews

remember high school English class seminars when you were graded on participation but you were quiet in class?
yeah, that sucked.
here are all the book reports I never wrote and all things I never said.

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

“…unresolved trauma, amirite?”

Upstream by Mary Oliver

“…she is so enraptured by the little finger of a moment…”

The Bridges of Madison County by Robert James Waller

“…The most perfect story ever made for Hallmark…”

Dombey and Son by Charles Dickens

“‘Calling all stuffy Victorian fathers…!’”

A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway

“‘Silly foolish girl. You want too much.’”

Villette by Charlotte Brontë

“‘…expand your circle, bestie.’”

Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy

“Good. F-ing. Job. Hardy.’”